(If I had a real monster in my closet I think I'd leave him cookies, but the imaginary one at least gets imaginary cookies, made with imaginary flour, but real chocolate chips.)

Z A C A T T A C K Z A C A T T A C K

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-Zodiac is a fine film, but why did they make Roger Rabbit so scary in it?
-INLAND EMPIRE is Goodnight Moon but with terror, and unmitigated Laura Dern.
-A coworker gave me a bottle of wine last week, Vintner's Reserve and everything, and it marks the first alcohol across my apartmental threshold, as is apparent because I lack a corkscrew, or a slithy tove, which would be useful in its stead.
-I got a haircut the other day ("Which one?" is anticipated.) and read I Am America (And So Can You!). Coincidence? Perhapsably (which is a word I've been cooking up for my Zactionary--needs more spice).