For future reference, creating a crossword puzzle is a labor of love (I have no idea what that means either). Print it out and take a vocabular stab at it. Answers to be posted eventually? I am Ron Burgundy?

Across
1. The Last Boy on Earth
5. Stuck Together
8. Title of Michael Corleone
9. "Get Thee to a _____!"
10. The Accidental Liquid
11. "To ___, With Love"
13. Slippery Sort of Fish
14. For Argento, Strawberry Syrup
15. Climax, High Point
18. He Was Gored in The Crotch by a Boar
21. Entered Data
22. (Alleged) Cat Eater
24. Old Hip-Hop
26. Reeves/Hopper Flick
28. Ho's Musicmaker
29. 1st 3 Letters of 2 Funke Books
30. Beginning
31. Drug One Shoots
Down
1. King and Donkey
2. Clementine's Dad
3. Grandma's Other Grandkid
4. Short Pastorals
5. Horned Animal
6. Equus/Corn Combo?
7. Spanish Dwarves
12. Lesser Demon
14. Snipes & Jackson in a Parking Lot?
15. Orlando Furioso Author
16. He Turned Around When He Shouldn't Have
17. Ingest
19. One of The Louvin Brothers
20. Elaborate Japanese Theatre
23. Performers in a Tiny Circus
24. Actress Mercedes
25. Song to The Gods
27. Morse Sound
Across
1. The Last Boy on Earth
5. Stuck Together
8. Title of Michael Corleone
9. "Get Thee to a _____!"
10. The Accidental Liquid
11. "To ___, With Love"
13. Slippery Sort of Fish
14. For Argento, Strawberry Syrup
15. Climax, High Point
18. He Was Gored in The Crotch by a Boar
21. Entered Data
22. (Alleged) Cat Eater
24. Old Hip-Hop
26. Reeves/Hopper Flick
28. Ho's Musicmaker
29. 1st 3 Letters of 2 Funke Books
30. Beginning
31. Drug One Shoots
Down
1. King and Donkey
2. Clementine's Dad
3. Grandma's Other Grandkid
4. Short Pastorals
5. Horned Animal
6. Equus/Corn Combo?
7. Spanish Dwarves
12. Lesser Demon
14. Snipes & Jackson in a Parking Lot?
15. Orlando Furioso Author
16. He Turned Around When He Shouldn't Have
17. Ingest
19. One of The Louvin Brothers
20. Elaborate Japanese Theatre
23. Performers in a Tiny Circus
24. Actress Mercedes
25. Song to The Gods
27. Morse Sound
- Mood:beau brummel baby
- Music:Bone, Thugs, & Harmony - Crossroads (So You Won't Bologna)

Comments
WTC is your icon?
*WTC = what the crap
Ladies dug his snuff and his gallant stroll.
1 british author of The Waste Land
5 singer/songwriter of “sea of love”
8 out __ _ limb
9 1997 film about mutiny aboard a slave ship
10 apparatus used for detection of direction
11 yeses and ___
13 madonna’s “___ of light”
14 light summery fabric
15 zac ______!
18 abstaining from sex
21 habitually lazy person
22 smoked salmon
24 consume
26 cartoon killer
28 books of maps
29 this goes marching on
30 practical knowledge, especially in politics
31 country in northeastern africa
DOWN
1 celebrated jumping frog creator
2 puts out
3 to place in a grave
4 not yesterdays or tomorrows, but this
5 good for absolutely nothing
6 starts a new paragraph
7 odd or abnormal
12 “ricky, that means you’re ___”
14 a note to follow sol
15 furry, feathery, or scaly; cute things
16 capital city of israel
17 mode of transportation
19 oily, foul-smelling leaf extracts mixed with scalding hot tap water
20 school uniform feature
23 plant tissue that moves nutrients upward from the roots
24 painter’s stand
25 scientist who experimented with electricity
27 set in position, as a mouse trap
And in green pen, no less.