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Let Me Hear You Say This Quit Is Bananas

  • Feb. 19th, 2008 at 12:35 PM
jack flanders

Fig 2. - In such curious Cuban confusion, one hombre is waiting in the wings to step in.


Yesterday a patron requested Donde Viven Los Monstruos. Whilst checking it out to her, I stated, "Es muy fantastica," pointing my index finger dramatically towards the ceiling, "y misterioso."

"Si," she said, nodding her head, "si."

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Sure-fire Strategies For Duck, Duck, Goose:

Offensive
-An immediate and unexpected "Goose!"
-At least forty or fifty indecisive "Ducks..." followed by a "Goose!"
-goose... i guess
-Act as though you've forgotten the word, and whenever everyone reminds you, "Duck," craftily utter, "Oh yeah, Goose!"
-A crazy, super-extendo arm, allowing for awesome reach (calculated reach awesomosity)
Defensive
-Amazingly thick headgear so one can feign unawareness whenever tapped
-Condensing the game to just two people; other player's within arms reach
-An "understanding"
-Upon group-sit, subconsciously directing everyone into more of an oblong, resulting in long straightaways, where one can gain track
-Taking advantage of the Goose's natural abilities, namely the squawk, for surprise--practice at home, or remember to bring an airhorn
  • Music:Joni Mitchell - Just Like This Train

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[info]musie_muse wrote:
Feb. 20th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
yes yes yes! This post is awesome!

Ooooooooh yes and when shall we comence with the cd burning? ;)

<3
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[info]the_unnamable wrote:
Feb. 21st, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
Yes, I've set my mixing bowl out on my kitchen counter, and was recently digging through my pantry for that box of powdered Tom Waits, and my jar of crunchy Rufus Wainwright. I just hope it comes out tasting better than my last one, too much like metallicky plastic.
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[info]humanchalice wrote:
Feb. 20th, 2008 10:23 am (UTC)
fucking goose.
this is totally unfair.
i never received never received revev receiced verec reneiced my update update.
i am so using those moves against you.
and i am going to do airhorn inspections at my door from now on.
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[info]the_unnamable wrote:
Feb. 20th, 2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
Re: fucking goose.
Telepathically counts, and I think I just proved my point.

You don't know the extent of my twice-duck-goose skills, even without airhorn implementation.
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[info]humanchalice wrote:
Feb. 21st, 2008 07:40 am (UTC)
Re: fucking goose.
i hear two different stories from you. on the phone you tell me you were going to tell me when you came over today, and on here you tell me you did it telepath(et)ically. how am i supposed to differentiate the truth from a lie? are they both lies? why would you lie to me?

you have not yet learned the powers of the twin ambassadors of pain. these, my friend, are my fists. meet thunder and lightning.

in other news, come over early tomorrow(today? fuck. thursday. february 21, 2008). i have to show you something extremely important.
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[info]the_unnamable wrote:
Feb. 21st, 2008 03:42 pm (UTC)
Re: fucking goose.
But one must test such telepathic powers! The Mystifying Zacaroni says, "___ ____ ______!"

Your fists' names are cute. Mine are Betty and Veronica. Veronica's left, of course.

That's a medium-sized 10-4 on the ETA (pronounced "eetah," as in "Needah eatah pita?").

t.u.v. He deserves it. He's quite the handsome fellow.
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[info]humanchalice wrote:
Feb. 22nd, 2008 05:05 pm (UTC)
stop me.
since i shot down your children's story, i think it's only fair that i come up with a new idea to replace it. you have inspired me. it will be a jewish children's book called "zacaroni and jeez." good? eh? eh?

of course veronica is left. how else would it be?
i do needah eetah pita. and hummus is yummus.
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[info]the_unnamable wrote:
Feb. 22nd, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
Re: stop me.
I definitely think it's viable, if it includes a jingly-jangly song with lyrics written by you. Credibility!

Regarding hummus, I like the way you think. Add some Khal-Khalash and a Mountain Dew or Crab Juice and your comment is a square meal.
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[info]humanchalice wrote:
Feb. 23rd, 2008 08:39 am (UTC)
Re: stop me.
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww yyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk gggggggggrrrrrroooooooooossssssssssssssssssssss uuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhh bbbbbbbblllllllleeeeeeeeeecccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
i'll take the crab juice.
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[info]the_unnamable wrote:
Feb. 22nd, 2008 10:33 pm (UTC)
Re: stop me.
Making mix tapes again.
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[info]humanchalice wrote:
Feb. 23rd, 2008 08:43 am (UTC)
Re: stop me.
thanks! those are so cool, but do they really only come in 64mb? that doesn't even make sense.
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[info]humanchalice wrote:
Feb. 21st, 2008 07:41 am (UTC)
Re: fucking goose.
p.qrs. youre a slut for my cat. ew.
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