Elvis Costello, Janet Jackson, Ben Folds.

I'm retired now, all four of them. Mechanics say "bald" with such disdain, and don't understand at all when I ask if they can just be combed over for a bit.

Pinky ears and pinky receding hairline, though I don't feel so utterly vampiric. Frisbee, a mountain of turkeys, and saying hello to a three-legged dog.

I want to have an art attack.

I read several short stories which used the word "burbled."

Playing Scrapple with my family while watching old ANTM reruns. My favorite moments are when Tyra explains "You were like this." She makes face A. "You need to be like this." She makes face A, but squints her eyes just a little.

Phonecall to my friend!

I'm better. I found my old glasses and now they're my new glasses. Old-new glasses? New-old glasses? Right? Write.