Dear Dream-Me,
While we rarely break the consciousness wall of communication between us (unless I have a crazy story to tell about you: "Dream-Me was a rodeo clown!"), I feel I must quit this radio silence to discuss an issue with you. As it has been years (3, in fact) since I have ever had to sit down and do math homework, I would greatly appreciate it if you could get over this increasing loop of math-related anxiety scenarios. It's silly, when we could be spending our time on other, more interesting matters: lion-taming, flying, talking to dead authors, traveling through Oz. You see? Perhaps you can't do this alone, so I'm extending my hand.
Ideas:
-a Dream-psychoanalyst or therapist (or analrapist). Doesn't have to be Freudian. In fact, I think I'd prefer it if he wasn't. Jungian, yes.
-focusing on some other anxiety. Public nudity, perhaps. Doesn't really annoy me that much, and sometimes pretty funny upon awaking.
-Dream-math tutoring. If this is the route you're going to go, you can at least get some super-professional help from famous mathematicians, like... erm... Mr. Peabody?
Please take the time to consider these and keep the dialog open. I promise to not go all Heather Langenkamp on you.
Respectfully your Dream-Me,
Zac
While we rarely break the consciousness wall of communication between us (unless I have a crazy story to tell about you: "Dream-Me was a rodeo clown!"), I feel I must quit this radio silence to discuss an issue with you. As it has been years (3, in fact) since I have ever had to sit down and do math homework, I would greatly appreciate it if you could get over this increasing loop of math-related anxiety scenarios. It's silly, when we could be spending our time on other, more interesting matters: lion-taming, flying, talking to dead authors, traveling through Oz. You see? Perhaps you can't do this alone, so I'm extending my hand.
Ideas:
-a Dream-psychoanalyst or therapist (or analrapist). Doesn't have to be Freudian. In fact, I think I'd prefer it if he wasn't. Jungian, yes.
-focusing on some other anxiety. Public nudity, perhaps. Doesn't really annoy me that much, and sometimes pretty funny upon awaking.
-Dream-math tutoring. If this is the route you're going to go, you can at least get some super-professional help from famous mathematicians, like... erm... Mr. Peabody?
Please take the time to consider these and keep the dialog open. I promise to not go all Heather Langenkamp on you.
Respectfully your Dream-Me,
Zac
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